This bike is the solution to all the worlds problems. Sure, it can reduce oil dependence. But that’s not the underlying problem.
The real problem is not having self worth, and the Stealth B52 bike will give you self worth.
It gives you self worth, not because it is a possession that looks really cool. It gives self worth because of the amount of exercise you’ll get without knowing your getting it. Huh, stealth exercise.
Being rich without having your health, is like winning the lottery on your 98th birthday (Alanis Morissette) which is worthless.